You enter the cathedral.

The heavy wooden doors open with a creak, and the music grows louder, despite there being no organ present. The air smells like incense and rosewater. Along the walls are icons...though you cannot make their faces. On the altar, there are three wax seals, and a piece of parchment, which reads...

HAI!!!!11!1! This is the great and mysterious gateway to my individual pages for my fictional lovers...no I won't spoil who they are, find it out yourself! If you don't like selfship...change. Your soul will become beautiful and shine with the radiant red light of LOVE!!!! ...also I hope they're niche enough so I don't have to say this but NO DOUBLES!!! I DO NOT SHARE!!!! *growls at you*